Profile SparklinSarcasm: Sassy, Funny and Sarcastic!!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am sassy, funny, smart, with a great sense of humor. I like guys who can be sarcastic, like me. I'm a great mom, a full time student and work as a waitress in my free time. I am pretty normal; I take care of my kids first. Mommy-time is always needed, and not often gotten!!! I am BLUNT and honest, and I have no filter. I am apparently terrifying, according to my friends. If you can keep up with me, give me a shout. :)
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are Family, Movies, Music, Reading
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Reading A Book, Relaxing
An Ideal First Date Would Be A concert or karaoke. I love music.
I've Always Wanted To Try Get back to me...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is My goal is to raise self-sufficient, smart, independent children who don't take crap from those who have to belittle others to feel good about themselves. Equality Rules.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Family, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Country, Metal, Pop, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, History, Humor, Music, Political, Romance, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Fun, to me, is hanging out with friends and a rum and coke. I don't like clubbing, and I'm not super interested in the bar scene. karaoke though...another story. I'm laid back and like to see what happens.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Wit
What Do You Look For? I look for a man with a sense of humor and dry sarcasm. Someone who doesn't take themselves ultra seriously, but can be serious when the time calls for it. A GROWN UP.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed