Profile dermot54: HELLO GORGEOUS

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I am a fifty something male a widower, I am self employed in the training area and have three children boy age 25, daughter 21 living away, and one other daughter aged 11 still living with me.

I am known as a gregarious person by my friends and have a quirky sense of humour I am a good listener when I am not talking and very loyal sometimes. Aren’t you lucky that you found me, I am looking for a quiet obedient servile woman in good condition aged 21 to 60 to cater for my basic needs. Someone who never nags and always puts my enjoyment and me first before hers, you should be an excellent cook and wake me gently in the morning with a breakfast tray and my morning paper prior to laying out my neatly pressed and ironed clothes for the day ahead I will also require you have my dinner ready and piping hot no matter what time I come back from the pub, Be a forensic cleaner and creative gardener (with a sense of humour, you’ll need one if you ever see my garden). You must enjoy working under and without supervision and be very good at general housework and remembering to put the bins out and when recycling day is. and sing when you are ironing and also completing all tasks to a high standard without complaint. Now that’s not to much to ask is it. Being a bit kinky would also be a definite plus. Surprisingly these qualities seem to be hard to find but I remain hopeful and confident that you are out there and my search will bear fruit. Oh and by the way no bunny boilers please
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Widowed
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Belly Button
Body Art Scarred
My Hair Is Grey
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
My Speciality Is Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is TRICK CYCLIST
I Make This Much In A Year $45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live With Kid(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
I Drink Yes - Like A Fish

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be A SHOPPING TRIP WITH YOU AND YOUR MOTHER
I've Always Wanted To Try TO BE PERFECT
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? PEACE AND QUIET
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed