Profile nobaggage: Weapon Of Mass Affection

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm bad, mean and mighty unclean - - so ya got a lota work to do if you want to tame me.
By now you must be thinking "I GOTTA HAVE THIS GUY". Well who wouldn't ? Well hold back ! I have restricted movement until the orderlies remove this funny jacket with straps and buckles.
So now you recognize some instability, maybe even a touch of lunacy. Don't be scared, I'm only a danger to myself
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Tv, Internet, Games, Photography, Cooking, Gardening, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be I just wanna be pampered. You can wine and dine me all night, fight off the muggers. After you pay the bill you will be expected to help me into a cab and take me home.
Make sure you phone me the next day, so we can do it alll again.
Thats my 'Ideal First Date'.
Hey! Don't fight over me now !
I've Always Wanted To Try Scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef and feed my arm to a bitey marine thing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is Waking-up in the morning is bloody good start to the day.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Electronic, Pop, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Comic, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Nature, Satire, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is I like to maintain a certain level of fitness by cycling regularly, attending yoga classes a few times a week, and a workout with weights. After that, I'm up for pretty much anything, dinner, movies, motorcycle ride, entertaining kids.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? I'm looking for a very special lady. Someone who can laugh WITH me or laugh AT me.
Maybe you have a 'Compulsive Repetitive Condition' :- Cooking, cleaning, mowing lawns ?
I won't be seeking any treatment for your psychosis. Just channel your energy in the right direction.
Hey ! Any mums want a big brother for her 'snotties' ?
Drag me home and let the little brats check me out. If the horrors don't take to me in a favourable way - - well, mum, you have failed to raise them 'with some class'.
Duzzn madda. I'll retrain them for you.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed