Profile picasso86: Bent not Broken

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am an artist, digital content designer, songwriter, mediocre poet, above average cook; a political lefty, a smarty pants, a patient listener, a wise acre, an ineffectual housekeeper, but I know my way around a screwdriver (both the drink and the tool). Not really a muscle car- yaeger bomb- celtic arm tattoo kind of guy. I don’t choose movies based on the number of explosions in the trailer. I know far too much about the Simpsons, far too little about who Julia Roberts is dating this week, and get not nearly as much sunlight as I’d like. I’m an omnivore but I read ingredient labels. I’m witty when I’m comfortable, quiet when I’m not, and disciplined about taking my time. Do not ask me to fix your car- you will be walking and i will be bleeding. I know the peaks and valleys of passion and the quiet communion of an unspoken truth. I understand the importance of physical attraction, but I’m not exactly James Bond walking around here, so I do not get hung up on a woman’s looks. I’m more interested in the wine than the bottle, and hope to find someone who feels the same. I dance like a chicken, mate like an eagle, and if the connection is there and the feeling is true, I stick like honey. I have been burned, badly, by the one I trusted most, so a slow pace is essential at first. I am low key-I have had enough drama in the last several years to keep the Royal Shakespeare Company busy for many seasons to come. I may or may not be Kaiser Soze. I’m a fashion victim, a Pepper, and given time, I WILL find your most ticklish spot.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are Gray
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Separated
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Lips
Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is Animation/Graphics Director
I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live With Kid(s)
At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be A first date should be low key and quiet, somewhere where you can talk and get to know the other person. The fun stuff comes later.
I've Always Wanted To Try hunting hobos for sport
My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Democrat
My Goal In Life Is to someday own a yoyo
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read News, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is Sharing a hammock by the ocean, shooting pool, cooking or making music together, making out in the rain

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Honesty, a warped sense of humor, intelligence, a love of children, creativity and artistic sensibility doesn't hurt.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed