Profile zarathustra: seeking first rate/above average lass

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Am a tall, bald, intelligent, kind, caring, mostly sociable single parent. Details which may make you run for the hills, or "give (me) a second look": my parents are still married, i'm divorced; i'm a decent cook, i have good table manners, an accent and am not allergic to accomplishment. I smoke like a turk, curse like a cabbie, am still healthy, engage in other eurotrashy behaviors, don't exercise enough, shave only twice a week, over-utilize the first person singular personal pronoun, but am a vested, upstanding, contributing member of society. Am sensitive to dairy products, "le debris blanc", but partial to grey goose/imperia vodka, epicurean pursuits, affected language, the cartoon(boomerang) network, soaring violins, french cuisine, split infinitives, armagnac, british cars, run-on sentences. Hence, frequently frustrated, occasionally sarcastic, infrequently redundant and not seldomly pompous. Am an acquired taste, but gainfully self-employed, insured, with good teeth, a friendly relationship with soap and water and a decent sense of humour. Coffee or tea upon hilly descent?
my ideal match:
i would like to meet an honest, trustworthy, cute, tall, fit, available, opinionated, motivated single parent with a current passport and lots of shoes who wouldn't even fathom life without room service... ideally, an educated, healthy, funny, cosmopolitan, law abiding lady with discerning taste, abundant self respect, manners, hobbies, evening attire, past achievements, friends and goals is who i occasionally fantasize about. i seem to get along better with literate good spellers who are slightly narcissistic. Thank you
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Hair
Body Art Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Medical / Health
My Job Title Is tell you later
I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live With Kid(s)
At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Family, Dining, Travel, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Classic, Fiction, History

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Sensitivity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed